Census Taker
Published Jan 01, 1900
A man named Preet was sitting on his porch, when this fella walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand. "What can I do for you?" Preet politely asked. "You selling something?" "No, sir, I'm not. I'm a Census Taker." "A what?" "A Census Taker. We're trying to find out how many people are in the United States." "You're wasting your time here. I have no idea."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
