Customer
Published Jul 06, 2004
Goldberg, the laundry owner said to Berman, a longtime customer, "Thank you, Mr. Berman, for your patronage.
I wish I had twenty customers like you."
"Gosh, it's nice to hear that, but I'm kind of surprised," admitted Berman. "You know that I argue every bill and always pay late."
Goldberg said, "I'd still like twenty customers like you. The problem is, I have two hundred."
Originally published July 07, 2004.
