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Dead Friend

Jan 01, 1900
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Dead Friend

Myrddin and Curly David are out in the woods hunting, when David falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Myrddin whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."

....There is a silence, then a shot is heard..... Myrddin says, "OK, now what?"

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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