Dinner Date Trouble
Published Jan 01, 1900
A couple completed their dinner and the man asked for the check. Thinking to impress his date, he called the waiter over and loudly complained that the bill was incorrect.
The waiter patiently reviewed the bill with the man, and it was indeed correct.
"Are you trying to make a fool out of me ?" he huffed.
"Oh sir... Not in the least... I never interfere with nature."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
