Don't mess with Granny
An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found four males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice that she knows how to use it, and she will if required, so get out of the car.
The four men didn't wait around for a second invitation but got out and ran like mad, where upon the lady proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the drivers seat.
Small problem, her key didn't fit the ignition. Her's was identical and parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station.
The sergent to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two himself with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale white males were reporting a carjacking by a mad elderly white woman; no charges were filed.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
