Down to the Barber Shop

Ronnie goes down to the barber shop.
He gets his hair cut and then he is getting a shave....
After being nicked by the barber several times - Ronnie says "Hey buddy, have you got an extra razor?"
Barber replies "Well yes sir I do would you prefer shaving yourself?"
Ronnie said "Well not exactly - but I thought I might could defend myself..!"
Originally published April 10, 2004.