First Aid?
Published Jan 01, 1900
Harold the Dumb and Deaf David are out in the woods hunting, when David falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. Harold whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend looks like he's dead! What can I do?" The police operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help... ...There is a silence, then a shot is heard... ...Harold then says, "OK, now what?"
...First, lets make sure he's dead."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
