Fishing!
The Game Warden goes down to conduct a surprise inspection, as the fishermen come in at a lake in Minnesota. He notices that one of the boats has many more fish than any of the others. He goes up to the fisherman and asks him how he caught all of those fish. The fisherman invites him to come out with him on the lake and he'll show him. So, out they head and shortly after, the fisherman picks up a stick of dynamite, lights it and throws it into the lake. "BOOM"...40-50 fish float to the top. The Game Warden can't believe what he has just witnessed. Aghast, he says to the fisherman, "You are is so much trouble, that is completely illegal, I am going to have to haul you in, arrest you, fine you...". The fisherman listens for a little bit, leans over picks up another stick of dynamite, lights it, tosses it at the Game Warden and says, "You talkin' or you fishin'?"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
