Getting What You Paid For?
Published May 29, 2004
Two Frenchmen rob a Brink's Armored truck and all they get away with are two sacks, so they keep one each. After awhile they meet again and one asks the other, "What did you find in your sack?"
"Half a million"
"Aw... that's a lot! What did you do with all that cash?"
"I bought a house and a boat. How about your sack?"
"Bah... mine was full o' bills"
"And what did you do with them?"
"Eh well . . . little by little, I'm paying them off . .
Originally published May 30, 2004.
