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Ginzu Knives

Jan 01, 1900
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Ginzu Knives

I bought a set of Ginzu knives for only three easy payments of $29.95 with a lifetime guarantee.

When the handles fell off, I returned them with my lifetime guarantee asking for a refund. They wrote back saying, "The guarantee was for the lifetime of the knives. Obviously, the knives are dead, so the guarantee is no longer valid."

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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