Give A Guy a Break
Published Mar 13, 2003
I went to the store the other day, and was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for my having worn tires! So I called him a nerd. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a 3rd ticket!
This went on for about 10 minutes.
I didn't care.
My car was parked around the corner.
Originally published March 14, 2003.
