Going Downtown
Published Jan 01, 1900
A guy is downtown with his buddies and all of a sudden he turns white. "What's wrong?" they ask. "Oh, man, I left my brand new accordion in the back seat of my car," he says, "and I parked it in a pretty dark area." He runs outside to check on his car and comes back looking dejected. "What happened" his buddies ask. "Did someone break in to your car? Did they steal the accordion? "They broke in, all right, and they left three more accordions."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
