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Going Horseback Riding...

Jan 01, 1900
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Going Horseback Riding...

Monday, I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. I went horseback riding.

Everything was going fine until the horse starts bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but was thrown off.

Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot gets caught in the stirrup. When this happened, I fell head first to the ground. My head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down.

Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness the Walmart manager came and unplugged it.

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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