Going To The Movies

After buying his ticket he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $7.50, my friend couldn't help but comment, "The last time I came to the movie, popcorn was only 15 cents."
"Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grin, "You're really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now."
Originally published March 19, 2003.