"Green, Pink and Yellow"

The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself--I'm going to make it hard for him--and says, "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three English words in a sentence."
The Mexican man of course agrees.
The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The three words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in one sentence."
The Mexican man thinks really hard for about two minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green--I Pink it up, and sez Yellow?"
Originally published September 27, 2003.