Groaners
Published Jan 30, 2005
Did you hear about the elevator operator who rode to the basement to pick up Dracula?
He went down for the Count.
Have you heard about the cowboy who put Super Glue on his six-shooters?
He always stuck to his guns.
Indian: My ancestors could dance and make it rain.
Cowboy: Ha! That's nothing. My folks could talk up a storm.
What would you get if you crossed a sheriff with a canary?
Wyatt Chirp.
What famous western sheriff started a chain of hotels?
Hyatt Earp.
Originally published January 31, 2005.
