His New Ranch
Published Jan 01, 1900
This New York lawyer had always dreamed of owning his own cattle ranch, and finally made enough money to buy himself the spread of his dreams in Wyoming. "So, what did you name the ranch?" asked his best friend when he flew out to visit the ranch "We had a heck of a time," admitted the new city cowboy. "Couldn't agree on anything. We finally settled on the -Double R Lazy L Not For Profit Trust, Ltd. Ranch-. " "Wow!" his friend was impressed. But looking around he saw no cattle. "So... where are all the cows?" "None of 'em survived the branding."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
