How Did You Know?
Published Jan 01, 1900

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a flyswatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh!, Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" "3 were on a soda can, 2 were on the phone". He responded.
Originally published November 14, 2002.