How was your Christmas?

Ginger: How was your Christmas? Janet: Oh, it was just fine. How was yours? Ginger: Pretty good..at least this year I didn't get any useless or stupid gifts. Did you ever get a gift that you just hated? Janet: Yeah, one year I got one of those talking scales. The first thing it said to me was, "One of you has to get off!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.