I Wish I'd Said That!
Published Jan 01, 1900
All of the farmers in a small town had gathered together to discuss some important issues. About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke her piece. One of the farmers, attempting to show the woman to be ignorant on the subject of farming, stood up and said, "What does she know about anything? I would like to ask her if she knows how many toes a pig has?" Quick as a flash, the woman replied, "Take off your boots sir, and count them yourself!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
