Insulting A Cop
Published Jan 01, 1900
Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket...
So, I goes up to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break???"
He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!!
So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!!!
This went on for about 25 minutes...the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote...
But hey, I didn't care.
My car was parked around the corner!
Originally published November 14, 2002.
