It's so hot that...

I passed a Greyhound bus this morning and the dog was sitting on the inside, drinking a glass of iced tea.

Fish are swimming down the Chattahoochee River kicking up dust.

I was walking in the park and I saw two trees fighting over one dog.

The heatsicles are hanging from the eaves.

Lawyers have stopped chasing ambulances.

My brain is too fried to think of anything.

The lizards are running two feet off the ground.

They are spraying the catfish for ticks.

Even the birds are looking for cheaper, cooler airfare.

You could recharge a light bulb outside.

I saw a flock of Canadian geese attack an ice truck.

You can walk outside to curl your eyelashes.