It's the Nuts Talking
Published Jan 01, 1900
A business man was eating from a bag of peanuts on a late night flight to Chicago. Everyone around him was sleeping when suddenly a voice spoke to him. "You sure are a handsome fellow." He nervously looked around to see where the voice might have come from. Just then the flight attendant came down the aisle, and noticed that the man looked upset. "Is there anything I can do for you?" "I don't know, I think I must be going crazy, I just heard a voice, but everyone around me is sleeping." "What did the voice say?" "Something about me being a handsome fellow." "Oh, that's the peanuts. They're complimentary."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
