Jesus is watching you!!

A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. "Jesus is watching you!"

"Who's there?" The robber said.

But no sound was heard.

So he kept going and he heard it two more times when he saw a parrot. "What's your name," the robber asked. "cocodora."

"Now, what kind of idiot would name a bird Cocodora?" "The same idiot who named the rotweiler Jesus!"

Originally published November 14, 2002.