Job Seekers from the Past
Published Jan 01, 1900
Julius Caesar: Jesse James: Pandora: Lady Godiva: Elvis:
My last job involved a lot of office politics and back stabbing. I'd like to get away from all that.
I can list among my experiences and skills: leadership, extensive travel, logistical organization, intimate understanding of firearms, and a knowledge of security measures at numerous banks.
I can bring a lot to your company. I like discovering new things.
What do you mean this isn't business casual?
My last boss and I...say, are you going to eat those fries?
Originally published November 14, 2002.
