Just How Big?

A Georgian and a Texan met and were discussing the size of their property. The Georgian told how many acres he had, obviously pleased with the immensity of his land. The
Texan said "Well, when I drive the perimeter of MY land, I head out before daylight, eat at noon, eat at suppertime, and it's MIDNIGHT before we get all the way around our property."
The Georgian replied: "Yup, I had a truck like that once."
Originally published November 14, 2002.