Keep the Change
Published Jan 01, 1900
A world leader met with Clinton in the Oval Office. Bill said, "To show my appreciation for all the things you've done for our country, I want to present you with a brand new Cadillac. It's loaded! It has everything! Here you go. Here are the keys."
The other world leader said, "Now, Bill, you know that I can't accept that!"
Bill said, "Oh, yeah, right! Gift limits and all that! Here! I'll sell it to you for half a dollar!"
His guest said, "Okay, Mr. President," and gave him a dollar.
Bill said, "Oops! I don't have change!" He pocketed the dollar.
His guest said, "That's okay. I'll just take two Cadillacs."Originally published November 14, 2002.
