Knock Knock Quips
Published Mar 20, 2005
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto theft is a serious crime.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Midas.
Midas who?
Midas well sit down and relax.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Rita.
Rita who?
Rita good book lately?
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
I, Hoyt.
I, Hoyt who?
I hoyt myself. Boo hoo!
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Phyliss.
Phyliss who?
Phyliss in on the latest gossip.
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down without your suspenders.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Harmony.
Harmony who?
Harmony times do I have to knock before you let me in?
Originally published March 21, 2005.
