Korney Riddles
Published Jan 01, 1900
Q. What did the oceans say when they hadn't seen each other in years? Q. What kind of ring does a rabbit give to his girlfriend? Q. Who is Mr. Hippi's wife? Q. What kind of garden does a baker have? Q. What's the difference between a railroad conductor and a teacher? Q. What do you call a horse that eats apples?
A. Long time no sea.
A. 14 carrot ring.
A. Missis-hippi.
A. A flour garden.
A. A railroad conductor minds the train, and a teacher trains the mind.
A. An apple-oosa.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
