Larger Than Life

A little girl and her grandmother approached the checkout counter in a super-market. The man ahead of them was of giant proportions -- so much so that the girl couldn't take her eyes off him. As the man paid his bill, his pager began to beep. The little girl held her grandmother's had tighter and said, "Watch out, Grandma, I think he's going to back up!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.