Life in the Country!
Published Jan 29, 2003
After a Southern man moved from Atlanta to a city suburb, a fellow passenger on a train asked how he liked it in the country.
"It was difficult at first," the man replied, "but it's a lot better since I got myself a paramour."
The passenger was astonished. "A paramour?" he said. "Does your wife know?"
"Sure," said the Southerner. "Why should she care how I cut the lawn."
Originally published January 30, 2003.
