Lunatic Driver
Published Sep 18, 2002
Sue had to grab a cab to get to a meeting uptown. She hailed one down, got in and told the cabbie the address to go to. The cabbie turned out to be a lunatic driver and Sue sat in the backseat clutching the door handle wondering if she could expect to survive this trip.
The cabdriver sped through the crowded NYC streets, weaving in and out of traffic. Sue watched as one pedestrian after another leapt aside to avoid being run down by her lunatic driver.
Sue looked ahead and saw a truck double parked on the narrow street. Not only did the driver fail to slow down, he actually accelerated as he approached the truck. He slipped his cab through the available space with an inch or two to spare on either side.
"Driver," Sue screamed, "Are you crazy?? Are you trying to get us both killed?"
"Relax lady," the cabbie said. "Just do what I do. Close your eyes."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
