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Miss Manners

Jan 01, 1900
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Miss Manners

At ceremonies commemorating the hundredth anniversary of Harry S. Truman's birth, the White House counsel during the Truman Administration was reminiscing. He recalled being at a White House banquet one night when one of the guests turned to the woman seated next to him.

"Did I get your name correctly?" he asked. "Is your name Post?" "Yes, it is," the woman answered.

"Is it Emily Post?" "Yes," she replied.

"Are you the world- renowned authority on manners?" the man asked. "Yes," Mrs. Post said. "Why do you ask?"

"Because," the man said, "you have just eaten my salad."

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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