Modern Art
Published Apr 06, 2005
Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings.
One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it.
The next painting is a murky gray color that has drips of purple paint streaked across it.
Liz walks over to the artist and says,
"You know...I don't understand your paintings."
"I paint what I feel inside me," explains the artist.
"Well, have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?"
Originally published April 07, 2005.
