More Christmas Quickies

I was casting kids in our church for our annual Christmas play, and I was giving out choices, such as Shepherd, Lamb, and Villager. One 5-year-old couldn't decide, so I said, "Luke, you can be a Villager."

He said, "ok" - ran over to his parents. Very excited, he said to them, "Guess what! I get to be a mini-van!"

The five stages of Santa:

1. You believe in Santa.
2. You don't believe in Santa.
3. You are Santa.
4. You begin to look like Santa.
5. You believe in Santa!

She's Off to a Good Start

A little girl, was sitting on a department store Santa's lap and Santa offered her a sucker. Her mother said to Sally: "What do you say?"

Sally looks up to Santa and says, "Charge it!"

Somebody Flunked Elf School!

5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa's lap and told him, "My name's the same as yours."

Santa's helper blows his cover when he says, "Well, hello, Harold!"

Originally published November 14, 2002.