More Jokes for Your Kids
Published Jan 01, 1900
Q. What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk?
A. Chocolate chimp cookies.
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
A. Bacon and legs.
Q. What's a cat's favorite breakfast?
A. Mice Krispies.
Q. What do whale's like to chew?
A. Blubber gum.
Q. How does a lion like his steak?
A. Medium roar.
Q. What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
A. French flies.
Q. What do cats like on their hot dogs?
A. Mouse-tard.
Q. What is a little's dog's favorite drink?
A. Pupsi-cola.
Q. What is the first letter in yellow?
A. Y. Because I want to know.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
