More "Real" ? Signs
Published Sep 24, 2002
Near Woodlawn Cemetery:
"Second-hand tombstone for sale. Extraordinary bargain for family named Schwarzendorfer."
"Second-hand tombstone for sale. Extraordinary bargain for family named Schwarzendorfer."
At a shop specializing in fireplace accessories:
"Anything your little hearth desires."
On the window of T. Ginsberg's Delicatessen:
"Mr. Ginsberg himself eats here."
Near the busy terminal of a trucking firm in Paterson, New Jersey, a large billboard proclaimed:
"This is a trucking company that never sleeps."
Crayoned neatly beneath:
"And neither do it's neighbors."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
