Mr. Magillicutty
Published Jan 01, 1900
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed, "This is Mr. Magillicutty. I need you to bury my wife." "Mr. Magillicutty? Sidney Magillicutty?" "Yes, that's right." "Didn't I bury your wife 10 years ago?" the undertaker asked. "I got married again," the man sobbed. "Oh," replied the undertaker. "Congratulations."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
