My Appetite Is . . .
Published Jan 01, 1900
My appetite is my shepherd; I always want.
It maketh me sit down and stuff myself.
It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly.
It leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a Whopper.
It destroyeth my shape.
Yea, though I knoweth I gaineth, I will not stop eating for the food tasteth so good.
The ice cream and the cookies, they comfort me.
When the table is spread before me, it exciteth me for I knoweth that I sooneth shall dig in.
As I filleth my plate continuously, My clothes runneth smaller.
Surely bulges and pudgies shall follow me all the days of my life.
And I shall be "pleasingly plump" forever.
Amen!!
Originally published November 14, 2002.
