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My Father ... Mr. Speedy

Jan 01, 1900
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My Father ... Mr. Speedy

My father always loved fast cars. Taking advantage of the empty roads one morning, he accelerated down a wide-open stretch.

Unfortunately, a young police officer was waiting at the other end and Dad was flagged down. He greeted the officer with a cheery, "Good morning."

"And a good morning to you, Wing Commander," replied the officer. "Having trouble taking off?"

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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