National Pride
Published Jan 01, 1900

An English Clergyman turned to a Scotchman and asked : The Scotchman said: Then the clergyman turned to a gentleman from Ireland and asked him: The man thought a moment and said:
"What would you be if you were not Scot?"
"Why, an Englishman, of course!"
"And what would you be were you not an Irishman?"
"I'd be ashamed of meself!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.