Nelson Mandela Groaner
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clipboard and yelling "You Sign ! You sign !" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder. "You Sign ! You sign !" Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face. The next day, he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You Sign! You sign!" Mr. Mandela is getting a bit angry by now, so he pushes the littleChinese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want them!" Then, he slams the door in his face again. The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You Sign! You sign!" Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of still more car parts. This time, Nelson loses his temper completely. He picks up the little man by his shirt front, and yells at him: "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says: * * * * * * (It's a beauty) * * * * * * (Wait for it) * * * * * * Get your Chinese accent ready ..... * * * * * ....... "You not Nissan Main Dealer?" Hey don't blame me I told you in the title of the joke that it it was a groaner - :-)
Who do you want to give these to?"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
