New Battery
Published Feb 08, 2004
An angry motorist went back to a garage where he'd purchased an expensive battery for his car six months earlier.
"Listen," the motorist grumbled to the owner of the garage, "when I bought that battery you said it would be the last battery my car would ever need. It died after only six months!"
"Sorry," apologised the garage owner. "I didn't think your car would last longer than that."
Originally published February 09, 2004.
