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New Mattress

Jul 18, 2004
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New Mattress

My husband-to-be helped his aunt take the furniture of her boyfriend's home to a charity after the gentleman had passed away.  She asked him if we still needed anything for our new life, and he told her that we had everything but a bedroom set.  She graciously gave him the master bedroom set from the home.

The problem was that the poor man had died on the mattress, and I wanted to replace it with a new mattress, with my next paycheck.  I really didn't want to sleep on a bed that someone had died in.

My mother-in-law-to-be heard the story.  She urged me not to be silly and to use the perfectly good mattress instead of spending the money on a new one.

My mother-in-law-to-be soon came for an overnight visit.

The next morning she came out of her bedroom, and immediately asked me how I had slept, and I told her I had had a great night's sleep.  She promptly reminded me of how I had foolishly wanted to buy a new mattress, and that I didn't appear to have suffered much sleeping on a bed that someone had died in.

I quickly answered that I had indeed bought a new mattress, and it was she that had slept on the poor man's mattress.

Its was really fun to watch her face turn that many shades of "pale"!

Originally published July 19, 2004.

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