New Shoes?
Published Jan 01, 1900
A man walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes.
"How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.
"Well ... they feel a bit tight." replies the man.
The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the mans feet.
"Try pulling the tongue out." offers the clerk.
"Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth." He says.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
