New Windows
Published Jan 01, 1900
A window salesman phoned a customer.
"Hello, Mr. Brown," said the sales rep. "I'm calling because our company replaced all the windows in your house with our triple-glazed weather-tight windows over a year ago, and you still haven't sent us a single payment."
The customer replied, "But you said they'd pay for THEMSELVES in 12 months."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
