Not The Smartest Cop on the Beat
Published Oct 24, 2002
This guy who was pulled over for running a stop sign. When the cop checked the man's driver's license, he said, "It's stamped 'Corrective Lenses' on your license and you're not wearing any. I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that." The guy said, "Officer, I have contacts."
The cop said, "Look, buddy, I don't care who you know, ... I'm giving you a ticket."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
