Not Too Bright
Published Jan 21, 2003
Two idiots rob a bank and all they get away with are two sacks, so they keep one each. After awhile they meet again and one asks the other, "What did you find in your sack?"
"Half a million"
"Aw... that's a lot! What did you do with the cash?"
"I bought a house. How about your sack?"
"Bah... it was full o' bills"
"And what did you do with them?"
"Eh well . . . little by little, I'm paying them off . . ."
Originally published January 22, 2003.
