Not What It Seems . . .

This guy went over to ths girls house for the first time. She led him into the livinroom,and said"wait here i will go get some drinks ok"he said "ok". While she was gone he found this pretty looking vase he picked it up an was looking closely at it. When she walked back into the room he asked her, "What is this?" She replied, "That's my Dads ashes." He said, "Oh, I'm sooo. . . . She then intrupted him and said, "He is to lasy to go into the kitchen to get a ashtray".
Originally published November 14, 2002.