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On Time

Nov 02, 2005
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On Time

We had built our dream house several years ago, and furnished it with quality pieces as we could afford them. Now the delivery truck carrying the last purchase, a new bedroom suite, was pulling into the driveway.  

"Finally!" I exclaimed, flinging open the front door as the driver walked up to the house. "I've been waiting twelve years for this!"  

"Don't blame me, lady," he said. "I just got the order this morning."

Originally published November 03, 2005.

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